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mindlesscalibrator:

pros of dating me:

  • im cute
  • squishy
  • always ready to make-out (…or more)
  • you get to choose a movie everynight
  • i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit 
  • i’ll play ur fave video games with u
  • i’ll actually do anything you want
  • anything
  • i won’t ever cheat on u cuz im too lazy to do that kind of shit
  • basically im perfect partner in every way possible

cons of dating me:

  • im not a dragon yet
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